As in, accidentally dialing the last person you were talking to or hounding the first person in your address book simply because your phone is in your back jeans pocket. If you are the recipient, you may shout “Hello, Hello” when you answer, only to hear the muffled sounds of moms and kids chatting, shouting, goofing off. Weirdest of all is when you hear something you shouldn’t. To avoid this annoyance, lock your keypad if you insist on carrying your phone in your ass.

You saw the movie.  No doubt, you’ve also met this mother.  She’s the one who can’t remember your name, who your kids are or where you live–even though she’s been introduced to you fifteen times.  Don’t worry–it’s her, not you. (Unless of course, you’re that Groundhog Mother.)