Weird Thing #24 Make Ass Calls

As in, accidentally dialing the last person you were talking to or hounding the first person in your address book simply because your phone is in your back jeans pocket. If you are the recipient, you may shout “Hello, Hello” when you answer, only to hear the muffled sounds of moms and kids chatting, shouting, goofing off. Weirdest of all is when you hear something you shouldn’t. To avoid this annoyance, lock your keypad if you insist on carrying your phone in your ass.