Weird Things Moms Do

Weird Thing #25 Eat Lunch in the Car Because the Sitter’s in the House With the Kids

Wendy — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 13:54:59 +0000

Sometimes a picture says it all. When did we sink from eating in the corporate cafeteria to eating in our car? If you work from home and have young children around, then you know why this is weird but necessary. If you’ve never had to do this, we applaud you (but doubt it’s true.) Doesn’t every mom eat in the car sometimes–just to get it all done or be alone for a moment?

Weird Thing #24 Make Ass Calls

Wendy — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:14:13 +0000

As in, accidentally dialing the last person you were talking to or hounding the first person in your address book simply because your phone is in your back jeans pocket. If you are the recipient, you may shout “Hello, Hello” when you answer, only to hear the muffled sounds of moms and kids chatting, shouting, goofing off. Weirdest of all is when you hear something you shouldn’t. To avoid this annoyance, lock your keypad if you insist on carrying your phone in your ass.

Weird Thing #23 Act Like it’s Ground Hog Day Again and Again!

Wendy — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:50:49 +0000

You saw the movie. No doubt, you’ve also met this mother. She’s the one who can’t remember your name, who your kids are or where you live–even though she’s been introduced to you fifteen times. Don’t worry–it’s her, not you. (Unless of course, you’re that Groundhog Mother.)

Weird Thing #22 Not Invite You Past the Threshold When You’re Picking Up Your Kid

Wendy — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:06:54 +0000

If there’s one consolation at the end of a long, tiring afternoon, it’s seeing another mom when you pick your kid up, sharing a little chit chat, maybe stepping inside her front door to have a look around. It’s not that you’re nosy exactly, it’s just nice to have adult, human contact. That, and you’ve watched a lot of HGTV and want to see what her digs look like. Which makes it very weird indeed when the other mother says, “Oh, I’ll get him,” and leaves you standing with your boots on in her mudroom or worse yet, at the front door. We can figure out what the reason is — messy house, embarrassment over the furniture, or lack thereof — but still, it’s weird. And by the way, if you’re the one standing on the threshold after you’ve been invited in, that’s weird too. (Do you agree? Let us know at www.weirdthingsmomsdo.com)

Weird Thing #21 Say “Happy New Year” on January 21st

Wendy — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:08:58 +0000

If you’re still saying Happy New Year, now might be a good time to give this one up. We don’t know when the official deadline is for ending this cheerful salutation, but trust us, it’s passed. Start thinking Winter Break (as in, what are your plans for?) and Groundhog Day instead. If you’re insistent on this Happy New Year thing, Chinese New Year begins February 14th.

Weird Thing #20 Obsess About Not Being Able to Find Zhu Zhu Pets for Christmas

Wendy — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:46:46 +0000

Or the hot Bakugan. Or the right Wii game. . . . It’s true we want to do right by our kids–and even truer that nothing says love like the perfect Hannukah or Christmas present. (Or else, why would we obsess about it?) But sometimes, you just gotta let it go! Here’s to a stress-free holiday.

Weird Thing #19: Listen to Kids’ Music

Wendy — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:55:05 +0000

Every cool mom we know swears she won’t listen to bad, kitschy kids’ music. But if we had a dime for every mom who’s broken her promise . . . Well, you know the rest. We’d be rich. Enter babies. Toddlers. Screaming you-know-whats and you’ve got a desperate desire for quiet even in the form of sing-songy terrible lyrics that reverberate around the back seat. What’s weird isn’t how bad the music is, but how catchy it is; you can’t ever get the songs out of your head! (We know some of you secretly hum it to yourself in the shower.) If you want to break the habit for good, or just enjoy some musical fun on a rainy afternoon, check out www.kidrockers.com for kids’ concerts with up and coming rock bands who play at kid friendly times. You just might catch the cool music habit all over again–and get a much needed infusion to your music collection.

Weird Thing #18 Shout From the Sidelines

Wendy — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:22:19 +0000

Even if you’ve never played a team sport in your life, we’ll bet you’ve sat at your son’s or daughter’s games shouting what they should do. As if you knew! As if this isn’t totally weird. There’s a coach on the field. And presuming it’s not you, is it really necessary to help Luke with soccer strategy from forty feet away?

Weird Thing #17 Begin Planning for Next Summer in September

Wendy — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:25:30 +0000

Maybe this is just our way of holding on to summer. More likely, we’re so overwhelmed with school calendars and PTA forms that we fear we may never get organized again. Our solution: write every activity, meeting and potential playdate in our calendar, from now through next summer. The truth is, this super advanced planning probably isn’t such a bad idea. Every year our kids get smarter while we lose all ability to retain information. One mom we know has already planned grandparents visiting day for July 2010!

Weird Thing # 16 Conduct a Conference Call from a Closet

Wendy — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:07:39 +0000

It’s totally weird and totally uncomfortable but more than a few moms have told us that they prefer to conduct conference calls from the closet rather than deal with pounding on the door to their home office. It’s not that their kids don’t know they’re working from home. Even a baby can sense that! But a mother’s voice inevitably signals the “want” pheromone in any offspring under 21 (and sometimes beyond). Better to squat in the darkness than listen to your children pounding on the door.